Sam Cassell… cutest man in America
Today I was watching some highlights of the NBA playoffs, and I kept noticing one player more than the rest. His name is Sam Cassell and I am here today to make the argument that he is the cutest man in the United States of America. I mean, just look at him, his misshapen egg head, if you look at the correct angle, it almost looks like an alien head. When he is really happy, he will flash you the biggest, toothiest grin I have seen since watching Mr. Ed when I was a kid. Othertimes, he gets really angry, and the veins in his neck stick out. His eyes
get really beady, and his mouth swings open like something is trying to escape from it. His eyes are pretty beady, except when he is very focused on something, then they almost look like they are trying to jump out of his face and throw a party or something. That is why I would like to nominate all 6′3″ 185lbs of Sam Cassell as the cutest man in America. Go Clips!
