Siege
I have a friend that I call Siege. He is usually an idiot, and says some of the dumbest things in the world, but every once in a while he has the most insightful thing, or best advice I have ever heard. Sometimes hearing this makes me want to cry, because how can he be such an idiot one minute, but then say the smartest thing I have ever heard the next? It also makes me mad because it is hard to make fun of anyone that comes up with great advice. So I tend to ignore it, but then I have to end up using it later on, because it is good advice, and then I feel like a jerk for not doing it right away. Maybe one day he will be like Dr. Phil.
